urania | What's it with me and the memes? o.o

Memes are just so... *sighs* they're just good against boredom, I guess. (They also help if you want to get your mind of school! ^^;)

Have the solutions to the movie meme in my last post! :D (German titles in brackets if they differ.)

1)
A: "Suzon, I forgot one thing. I heard a strange sound. I looked through Augustine's keyhole, and I saw her standing at the mirror with something shiny. I thought nothing of it, but now I'm sure she was sharpening a knife!"
B: "You liar! I was holding my mother-of-pearl comb and cleaning it."
C: "At 3:00 am?"
B: "Combs never sleep!"
---> 8 Femmes -- (8 Frauen)

2)
A: [hanging up telephone] "Sounded as though somebody snipped the wire."
B: "Really? What did it sound like?"
A: "Snip."
---> Murder by Death -- (Eine Leiche zum Dessert)

3)
A: "Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?"
B: "That's his name." [points to himself] "Henry Jones..." [points to C] "...Junior."
C: "I like "Indiana."
B: "We named the *dog* Indiana."
A: "The dog?" [starts laughing] "You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...!"
C: "I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog."
---> Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade -- (Indiana Jones und der letzte Kreuzzug)

4)
A: "Oi sir, what are you doing?"
B: "Uh... trudging. You know, trudging?" [pause] "To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on."
A: "Uhhh... were you robbed?"
B: [laughs] "Funny really, yes, but at the same time a huge resounding no. It's more of an... involuntary vow of poverty... really."
---> A Knight's Tale -- (Ritter aus Leidenschaft)

5)
A: "Sir, you are no gentleman."
B: "And you, Miss, are no lady."
---> Gone With The Wind -- (Vom Winde verweht)

6)
A: "I love you!"
B: "I know."
---> Star Wars V - The Empire Strikes Back -- (Krieg der Sterne - Das Imperium schlägt zurück)

7)
A: "Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal."
---> Little Miss Sunshine

8)
A: "Is he dead?"
B: "That's the problem. He was dead to begin with."
---> Sleepy Hollow

9)
A: "As my grandpappy, Old Reliable, used to say... I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before? "
Bs: "No you haven't, Uncle A."
A: "Huh? I haven't? Well, um... as Old Reliable used to say, he'd say, uh... He'd say, uh... uh... Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say."
---> Lady and the Tramp -- (Susi und Strolch)

10)
A: "I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
B: "I think you can in Europe."
---> 10 Things I Hate About You -- (10 Dinge, die ich an dir hasse)

And do you know all the films? Btw, Murder by Death is the best film ever! XD

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I'm bored. :/ Let's make a series meme out of this movie meme, shall we? :D

1. Pick 10 of your favourite TV shows.
2. Go to IMDb (or TV.com or whatever) and find a quote from each TV show.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1)
A: "Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
B: "What?"
A: "Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet and he won't come out."
B: [knocks on closet door] "Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet."
Tom Cruise: "No!"
B: "Come on, Mr. Cruise, this is ridiculous."
Tom Cruise: "I'm never coming out!"
B: [to A] "What did you say to him?"
A: "I just told him I thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy is a better actor than he is."
B: "Oh boy."

2)
A: "You're bickering like an old married couple."
B: "No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, Siamese twins."
C: "It's conjoined twins."
B: "See what I mean?"

3)
A: "You kids really dig the library, don't you?"
B: "We're literary."
C: "To read makes our speaking English good."

4)
A: "C’mon, let’s play ping-pong!"
B: "All right. I’ll play if it’ll stop you from yapping."
A: "And the battle begins! (rings bell) Ohh, my worthy opponent. Are you prepared to ping the pong?"
B: "Wahahaha. I am prepared, young sedgewan. Your pong is no match for my ping!"
A: "Ahh, do your worst!"
[they play until B’s paddle flies out of his hand and out the window]
A: You have smashed the window of transparency!

5)
A: "Your ex-wife. She's the answer.
B: "Uhhh... Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money. Things with sharp edges!"

6)
A: "If he screwed up so badly, why didn't you fire him?"
B: "He has great hair."

7)
A: "Okay. I give up."
[B shoots him in the chest]
B: "That's for taking the kid off the raft."
C: "Dude, it was over. He surrendered."
B: "I didn't believe him."

8)
[Stuck in a timeloop, A correctly sums up what B was about to say]
A: "Now, how did I know you were going to say that?"
B: "Maybe you read my report?"
C: "Maybe he read your report?!"

9)
[Ttrying to find a revived mummy]
A: "How do we kill 'em?"
B: "Can't kill'em, O'Malley, cause they're already dead."
A: "You know what I mean, can we shoot 'em?""
B: "No internal organs to disrupt."
A: "Ah, we'll light it on fire."
B: "Not internally flammable."
A: "Drown 'em?"
C: "How many more ways of hurting things can you think of?"

10)
A: "When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person, I get worried."

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, know any? :3

Argh, I don't like Miranda Cosgrove's German dub voice in iCarly! D: Why couldn't they keep the voice she had in Drake & Josh?!

ETA: WHY IS THAT iCARLY THEME SONG IN GERMAN?!! >____< IT'S SOUNDS INCREDIBLY STUPID! Is Nick planning on reaching the level of RTL2 or what?!

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Ich bin nicht sonderlich gut mit Zitaten, die meisten kommen mir zwar bekannt vor, aber zwei weiß ich sicher:
1) SOUTH PARK XD
4) Drake & Josh *__* Die Folge kam grad letztens! XDDD

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