Okay, here I'm just being stupid...

[urania]

Stupid stupid stupid!

I mean, fuck, how can anybody be probably that stupid?! The answer is, I can, trust me on this!

Okay, what makes me stupid like hell? The answer is quite simple. I read a fanfic in which someone was trying to torture someone else. (I think you can already see here, that anything that comes now just has to be incredibly stupid...) Okay, so there was torture (torture, dammit!!), and the torturer was pressing some spot behind the ear of the poor victim, and well, they said it hurt like hell. (It does, it fucking does!!) Then I remembered that I had learned that technique in Ju-Jutsu about five or six years ago and out of sheer curiousity tried to remember it and find the right spot. And I fucking did! And me being me being stupid, just pressed, not too gently... And it hurts! Like hell!! And just won't stop!! Argh! My neck hurts, my jaw hurts, I got a headache... The list goes on... Stupid Ju-Jutsu for teaching things like that to dumb people like me...

I think now I'll try to get some sleep and hope that tomorrow it's disappeared.

When you now still don't think I am stupid, we obviously have quite contrasting definitions of "stupid"...

Comments

[isegrim-chan.livejournal.com]

Poor girl. But I couldn't help but laugh at your idea. xD
I'm being mean, I know, but.... How could you do that knowing about the consequences??? X)

[urania-chan.livejournal.com]

I just didn't think. At. All. Argh! Now it's gone, but it hurt like a bitch... Damn, stupidity! Even to think of it hurts!
And it wasn't funny, if it were you having to endure this pain, you wouldn't be laughing! XD It really was bad!

[ignorethissign.livejournal.com]

Not as stupid as me, reading this and, hearing of this for the first time, wondering where exactly this spot might be and then randomly searching for it instead of knowing that even if I found it, it would probably hurt like a bitch... THAT'S me -_-;

Hope it's gone now...?

[urania-chan.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, sorry! Maybe I should have put up a warning, like "Don't try this at home!" :) But I really think that text was warning enough!

Well, now we're stupid together... it hurts, eh?

Yeah, it's gone... ^^

[ignorethissign.livejournal.com]

You actually think I'd heed a warning? In that case, you underestimate my stupidity, my dear friend!

However, I didn't find it anyways, so I didn't actually get hurt, but it must've looked really stupid, me sitting there rubbing away behind my ear for no apparent reason whatsoever ^^;

[urania-chan.livejournal.com]

Then promise me that you'll never try that again, okay? XD Cause it really does hurt, just looking stupid isn't as bad as getting hurt. :)

But I still think it was unresponsible of my senseis to actually teach that to me, besides being stupid, I was only 11 years old! Argh...